Monday, November 04, 2013

Dear Young Man I Couldn't Help But Overhear On What I Assume Was A First Date

1) You're talking about your mother too much.

2) You're talking about your seizures too much.

3) When you and your date are getting up to leave, if she clears the table by picking up all the glasses the two of you have used, help her.

4) Good luck to both of you.

Best regards,
John Hanlon

This is the first and hopefully final installment of this series.