I saw a woman wearing a "Bitch 1" shirt in the style of Dr. Seuss and a guy riding a bike, steering with one hand and playing guitar with the other.
I saw a vibe player hitting his instrument like he was mad at it.
Clarinets are actually cool in New Orleans.
At the Vans store, the clerk asked me if I was from Barcelona.
Introducing the song "Baby Please Come Home" a singer pointed out that they don't mean "baby" literally. "Because that would be weird."
Saddest words in New Orleans: "Okay, we're gonna take a little break now..."